Ladtivities
Ladtivities are what lads do when they’re too lazy to be awesome but still want to look cool. It includes wading, drinking, ladball, and fighting, all of which are just fancy names for being absolutely wasted.
Wading in the river was just me trying to prove I was a real lad. It didn’t work.
I drank so much I forgot my own name. That’s the lad way.
Fighting over a ladball is just an excuse to punch someone.