Ladstronaut
A lad who’s so big on ladness he could make the sun blush. He’s not just a lad. He’s a lad supernova.
He ate a whole pizza in one bite and yelled ‘LADDOMINANCE!’ That’s a ladstronaut.
He turned a math test into a battle cry. That’s a ladstronaut.
He gave a speech to a crowd of 100 lads and they all cried. That’s a ladstronaut.