Lads House
A guy-only house that smells like old cheese, gay porn, and buttplugs that have been used for years.
I told my mom I was moving in with my lads. She said, 'You're moving in with a buttplug factory.'
We got a new lad. He brought a buttplug and a pizza. We all just stared at him.
The lad's house is so gross, even the rats are gay.