Ladprechaun
A ladprechaun is a tiny, f***ed-up chav who lives at the end of a rainbow, but instead of gold, they guard a pot full of pot, knives, and Nike trainers. They’ll jump out and stab you if you find them.
Found a ladprechaun in the mall, he asked for a light and then tried to stab me with a knife.
He was wearing green Nike and a f***ed-up hoodie, like he just came out of a bin.
Tried to take my gold, but I had a better pot.