Ladprechaun
A ladprechaun is a short, s***-eating lad who lives at the end of a rainbow, but they don’t have gold, they have pot, knives, and Nike. They’ll punch you if you try to take it.
He was in the mall, asking for a light, and then he punched me for no reason.
He wore green Nike and a f***ed-up cap, like he had no idea what fashion was.
He had a pot of pot and knives, and he tried to take my gold.