Ladouceur
A last name that means softness, like a pillow after a long day. But Americans made it into a joke, like they’re all stupid and proud of it.
My teacher’s name is Ladouceur, but she yells like a sailor.
He’s got the name Ladouceur, but he’s got the heart of a beast.
That kid’s name is Ladouceur, but he’s got the brain of a doorknob.