Ladona
A woman who looks like she just came out of a magazine and is ready to slap you if you don’t treat her right.
Ladona showed up to the party in a dress, a hat, and a cigarette. She said she was 'here to have fun, not to be ignored.'
She told my sister she was 'not a regular woman, she was a legend in the making.'
She sent me a text saying, 'You're lucky I didn't take the cake.' I still haven't forgiven her.