Ladlespracket
A guy who thinks he’s the highlight of every party, even though no one else is there.
He showed up to a party by himself and said, 'I’m the funniest guy here.' No one was there. He left.
He tried to tell a joke to two people. They both said, 'We’ve heard this before.' He left.
He texted his best friend, 'I’m the funniest guy on earth.' His best friend replied, 'You’re not even funny.'