Ladipo
If you’re named Ladipo, you probably think you’re the king of the world. You might even be right.
Ladipo showed up to the party in a limo. He didn’t even know how to park it.
Ladipo said, ‘I’m not just rich. I’m fancy rich.’ Then he ate a whole pizza by himself.
Ladipo texted me: ‘I’m rich. You’re poor. End of story.’