Ladika
A chick so dry she could make a guy’s tongue stick to the roof of his mouth, but still tries to climb every guy like they’re a jungle gym
She tried to kiss me at the mall, and I felt like I was kissing a brick wall.
She asked me to take her to the movies, but I said no because I didn’t want to watch her face fall off.
She tried to seduce my brother, and he just stared at her like she was a bad pizza.