Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends - a stupid phrase people use to pretend they’re inclusive but

a stupid phrase people use to pretend they’re inclusive but it’s just a bunch of words stuck together like a bad TikTok trend

Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends, let’s all cry together because I said something mean

Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends, I just called my mom and she said I was a weirdo

Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends, I don’t know why I’m saying this but I’m saying it