Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends
a fake way to greet people that sounds like it was written by someone who thinks they’re cool but they’re just pretending to be a teacher
Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends, I’m going to fail you all on this test
Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends, I just cursed my cat and now it won’t eat my homework
Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends, this is the worst class ever and I’m not lying