ladidoodoo
a nun with a pink elephant who goes to the store every monday and cusses at the clerk after poker games
'you're gonna be sorry you didn't tip me,' she said to the clerk, while her elephant chewed on a bag of chips
the clerk tried to charge her extra, and she said, 'you're gonna pay for that elephant's soda too'
she came in with her elephant and said, 'I won, and I'm not letting you off the hook'