Ladias
Ladia is a Greek oil drum. Not the fancy kind. The one you kick when you’re mad. The one you throw when you’re really mad.
I told Ladia she was a Greek oil drum. She laughed and said I was one too.
I threw Ladia out of my room. She came back and said I was a Greek oil drum.
Ladia called me a Greek oil drum in front of my mom. I cried.