Laderick
Life breaks Laderick down, but he gets stronger every time. He might look like a fool, but he’s got a brain and a plan, and he’ll use both to make you look like a fool too.
Laderick: 'I’m not tired.' (He’s on the floor.)
Laderick: 'I didn’t do anything.' (He’s the reason you’re late.)
Laderick: 'I’m not the enemy.' (He’s wearing a unicorn hat.)