Laderick
If you love Laderick and treat him right, he’ll be the best lover you’ll ever have. He’ll spice up your life, but he’ll also probably trick you into wearing a unicorn costume.
Laderick: 'I’m not a baby.' (He’s in a unicorn costume.)
Laderick: 'I’ll be there for you.' (He’s 20 minutes late and wearing a unicorn hat.)
Laderick: 'I’m not mad.' (He’s throwing a tantrum.)