Ladedra
A total couch potato who would rather snore than talk and is as reliable as a promise from a kid who stole candy.
She didn't come to the party. She said 'I'm too tired to be alive.'
She kept my secret even after I told her I cheated on a test. She said 'I'll keep it until I die.'
She gave me her last piece of pizza and said 'I'll sleep through your funeral.'