laddie magazine - A magazine that makes you think you're cool, but you're real

A magazine that makes you think you're cool, but you're really just a guy who buys gadgets and drinks beer while pretending to be a king.

I read it and now I think I can fix my car. I can't.

My dad reads it and thinks he's James Bond. He's not.

I brought it to school. The teacher threw it out. She called it a waste of paper.