Laddergoat
A goat that climbs a ladder and makes you so happy you want to die. It’s the goat version of a middle finger to gravity.
My goat climbed a ladder and I died of happiness. That’s Laddergoat.
I saw a goat climb a ladder in my dreams. I screamed Laddergoat.
My goat climbed a ladder and I got a cookie. That’s Laddergoat.