ladder dick
when you work your way up the office ladder, but it’s all just a bunch of penises and bad decisions
He climbed the ladder of dicks just to get a promotion and a raise he didn’t need.
She wanked off every rung of the ladder of dicks to get to the top, and it was worth it.
He got to the top of the ladder of dicks, but it was just a bigger office and more coffee.