Ladder castle
A dude who’s tall and gay. 'Ladder' because he’s a leggy son of a bitch. 'Castle' because he’s a royal pain in the ass.
That guy at the bar is a ladder castle. He’s 6'4" and flirting with every man in sight.
My brother’s a ladder castle. He’s tall, gay, and thinks he’s royalty.
He’s a ladder castle. I swear he thinks he’s a prince and I’m his peasant.