Ladder Buddy - The fool who supports you while the officer tries to balance

The fool who supports you while the officer tries to balance on a ladder like it's a tightrope.

My ladder buddy was so weak he couldn’t hold the ladder when the officer tried to do a backflip.

I had to hold the ladder while my buddy yelled at the officer for being a clown.

My ladder buddy got so scared he dropped the ladder and the officer fell into a bush.