Ladawife
A person who is everything to you, your bestie, your lover, your coworker, and makes you think investing in a Lada and moving to Ukraine is the most glorious idea ever, even if it’s a terrible idea.
My ladawife thinks living in Ukraine is like winning the lottery. I’m gonna lose my job trying to make it work.
She’s my best friend, my lover, and my future regret. All in one.
She told me moving to Ukraine would be the best decision ever. I believe her. I’m a sucker.