Ladaryl
A Ladaryl is a meaty monster that makes you feel like you're in a horror movie. It's anything bigger than 7 inches and it's basically a love letter from God to the ladies.
Bro sent me a pic of his Ladaryl and said, 'This is what I do for the ladies.'
My guy's Ladaryl is so big it could probably knock out a bear.
She texted me, 'I just saw your Ladaryl and I'm dying.'