Ladaryl
A Ladaryl is a cock so long it could be used as a measuring tape. It’s anything over 7 inches and it’s like a gift from heaven for the ladies.
He showed me his Ladaryl and said, 'This is my secret weapon.'
She told me, 'Your Ladaryl is so long, it could be used as a slide.'
My guy's Ladaryl is so big, he could probably start a religion.