LaDarren
A black guy who doesn't know he's messing up. He's always in jail, but he's a nice guy. He'll rob a bank just for a little cash.
He walked into a bank, said 'I want money,' and ran out with $10.
He got arrested for stealing a sandwich but still had time to text his girlfriend.
He tried to rob a store, forgot his mask, and got caught by the security camera.