ladarien
LaDarien is the guy who’s got a good face, a weird name, and the kind of charm that makes you wish you had a better brain. He’s the kind of friend who’ll make you laugh until you vomit and then forget about you entirely.
He told my joke to everyone and then called me a ‘cringe machine’.
He broke up with me to be with a girl who didn’t even know his name.
He laughed so loud at my joke that my neighbor came to check if I was okay.