lada niva
The only car in Russia that can survive a nuclear bomb and still laugh at you. It’s been the same since the 1800s and is still called the Russian Tank because it’s the only thing that won’t quit.
My neighbor’s Lada Niva broke down in the middle of the road. It just sat there like it was mocking me.
That Lada Niva drove through a puddle like it was a war zone.
I saw a Lada Niva try to pass a truck. The truck didn’t even blink.