lada niva
A piece of junk that the Russians made to look cool. It’s been around so long, it’s probably got a soul. If you see it, shout ‘For Mother Russia’ or get buried under it.
My cousin’s Lada Niva broke down, and it started crying. I don’t know if it was sad or just leaking oil.
That Lada Niva tried to park in my garage. I told it to go back to the Stone Age.
I saw a Lada Niva try to run me over. I told it to go home and eat some bread.