Lad warming

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When a guy gets let into a boy club. They all drink until they're drunk as hell, and the new guy has to be totally wasted to prove he's one of them. No hugging, no kissing, just a lot of yelling and beer.
My cousin tried to join the guys at the bar. He drank six beers and still got called a wimp.
Lad warming is like getting a tattoo, but with alcohol and insults.
He got let into the group after passing out on the floor.
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A guy gets accepted into a group of guys by drinking so much he can barely stand. It’s like a test, and if you pass, you’re in. No girls allowed. Just a lot of slurred speech and loud laughter.
He drank until he was green and threw up on the floor. Now he’s one of the guys.
They wouldn’t let him in until he cried, puked, and called his mom.
He had to drink until he couldn’t remember his own name.
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A guy is accepted into a group of guys by getting completely smashed. The others watch him drink until he’s a blubbering mess. It's like being adopted by the group, but with a lot of alcohol and no hugs.
He drank until he passed out and started talking to the ceiling.
They wouldn’t let him in until he made a fool of himself in front of everyone.
He drank so much he forgot his own name and started crying.
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When a guy is accepted into a group of guys by getting totally wasted. They drink until they're all messed up, and the new guy has to be the most messed up of them all. No kissing, no cuddling, just a lot of yelling and throwing up.
He drank until he turned green and threw up on the floor.
They wouldn’t let him in until he yelled at the ceiling and cried.
He had to drink until he forgot who he was.
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A guy is added to a group of guys by drinking until he can’t think straight. It’s like a pass/fail test, and the only way to pass is to be so wasted you can’t even walk straight. No girls, just a lot of loud talking and stupid laughs.
He drank until he started laughing at nothing and crying at everything.
He passed the test by falling over and talking to the wall.
He had to drink until he forgot what his name was.
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When a guy is let into a boy group by drinking so much he can’t even stand. It's like a big party where the only goal is to get the new guy so wasted he can't remember his own name. No girls, just a lot of yelling and drinking.
He drank until he started talking to the ceiling and crying.
He got let in after he threw up on the floor and passed out.
He had to drink until he forgot who he was and started yelling at the wall.
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