Lad time
When a guy tries to fall asleep by pulling on his pants like it's a wrestling match, hoping it will knock him out.
'I'm gonna pull my pants until I fall asleep.', said by a man at 2 AM.
'Why is my leg still twitching? I pulled my pants 10 times.', said by a guy who still hasn't fallen asleep.
'I pulled my pants so hard I woke my wife up.', said by a man who's just gonna stay up all night.