You tell him your secret password. He forgets it. You throw a tantrum. 'I'M NOT YOUR LAD!' you scream. He says, 'You're not my mom.' You're both wrong.

You ask him what your favorite color is. He says 'green.' You say 'I HATE green!' He says 'I HATE YOU!' It's a classic lad test battle.

You do the lad test. He passes. You're proud. Then he says 'You're still a poser.' You cry. It's not fair.