Lad Socks
Socks that sit right above your shins like they’re trying to save your legs from embarrassment. Mostly worn by people who think they’re athletic but are just trying to hide their sad legs.
"I wear these every game so my calves look like they’re getting paid.", @LadInTraining
"These socks are my armor in the gym. My legs are weak, but my socks are strong.", @LadOfLegs
"I wear them so my shins don’t look like they’re about to cry.", @LadWithShinIssues