lad pad
A guy who can't stop showing off his new iPad. He'll demonstrate it to strangers in the middle of the street, even if they're not looking.
That pad lad showed me his iPad in the middle of the park. I was just trying to eat my burger.
He walked up to me and said, 'You want to see how this iPad works?' I said, 'No. I want to go home.'
I was walking down the street and this pad lad started showing me his iPad. I had no idea what was going on.