lad lard

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The sticky, joy-bringing, belly-ruining stuff that comes out of a guy when he drinks too much and eats like a pig.
My cousin is a lad lard. He eats three burgers and a cake for breakfast.
At the party, the lad lard was dancing on the table like a lunatic.
He’s a lad lard, and he’s proud of it. Who cares if he can’t zip his pants?
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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A guy who can’t stop shoving food in his mouth like it’s his last day on Earth.
That guy at the buffet? He’s a lad lard. He ate everything.
My brother’s a lad lard. He eats like he’s trying to win a eating contest.
He’s a lad lard and he won’t stop eating pizza.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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A guy so fat he looks like he was rolled in a sack of bacon and left in the sun.
That guy at the gym? He’s a lad lard. He can’t even lift a barbell.
He’s a lad lard, and he’s got a second chin.
He’s so fat, he’s a lad lard. He can’t even sit down properly.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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Your friend who’s got everything, money, girls, respect, but can’t afford cable. So he crashes at your place and calls himself a lad lard.
He’s got money and girls, but no cable. He’s a lad lard.
He’s a lad lard, living off my TV and my snacks.
He’s got a fancy car, but he’s still a lad lard because he’s watching my TV.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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