Lacying
Laci is the sweetest girl with the best personality, don't let her go, or you'll be the saddest person on Earth.
You see her walking alone, and you know she'll be sad if you don't talk to her.
She says, 'You're my best friend, and I'm not letting you leave me.'
You text her, 'Don't leave me,' and she texts back, 'I wouldn't leave you even if you asked me to.'