Lacye
The best girlfriend in the whole wide world. She’s got more spunk than a pop tart and the hips of a hoop-dancing lunatic.
She said: 'I hoop so much, my hoop might get a raise before I do.'
She texted me: 'You’re like a man who forgot how to dance.'
She posted: 'I hoop so hard, my neighbors think I’m doing a spiritual ritual.'