Lacye
A girlfriend who’s got the sex appeal of a neon sign and the hips of a hoop-dancing lunatic. She’ll make you look like a stiff neck at a hooper convention.
She DM’d me: 'I hoop so much, my hoop might get a raise before I do.'
She texted: 'You’re like a man who forgot how to dance.'
She posted: 'I hoop so hard, my neighbors think I’m doing a spiritual ritual.'