Lacye
A girlfriend who’s got the body of a goddess and the hips of a hula hoop. She’s got more sex appeal than a neon sign in a strip club.
She told me: 'I hoop so hard, I might need a new pair of hips.'
She DM’d: 'You’re like a man who can’t handle my moves.'
She tweeted: 'I hoop so much, my hoop might get a better job than I do.'