Lacye
A girlfriend who’s got more attitude than a broken toaster. She’s from Alaska but lives in Portland like it’s her revenge against the cold.
She said: 'I hoop so much, my hula hoop has a better social life than I do.'
She texted me: 'You’re like a man who can’t handle my energy.'
She posted: 'Alaska taught me how to survive. Portland taught me how to hoop.'