Lactosesexual - You’re like a cow who can’t stop thinking about grass. Excep

You’re like a cow who can’t stop thinking about grass. Except the grass is milk.

I was in math class and I started thinking about yogurt. My teacher got mad.

I tried to ask my crush out, but I got distracted by a milk carton.

I had to leave the room because I got a boner from a sour cream ad.