Lactose intolerrhea
When your guts turn into a war zone after drinking milk and you get diarrhea so fast it feels like your butt is on fire
I drank a glass of milk and my pants were soaked in 10 minutes
My brother ate a cheeseburger and ran to the bathroom like it was a life-or-death situation
I tried to drink a milkshake and my whole family heard me screaming from the other room