Lactose Hangover
When your gut turns into a war zone after eating too much dairy. Your stomach screams, your breath smells like a sock drawer, and you wish you were dead.
I ate three cheeseburgers and now I feel like I've been run over by a dairy truck.
After that milkshake, I looked in the mirror and saw a ghost.
My friend had a lactose hangover so bad, he cried in the bathroom.