Lactose Hangover - A punishment from the dairy gods for eating too much cheese.

A punishment from the dairy gods for eating too much cheese. You're cramping like a rock band, and your breath could knock someone out.

I had a lactose hangover so bad, I texted my mom and said, 'I'm dying.'

My dog ran away because my lactose hangover was too strong.

I ate a whole pizza and now I feel like I swallowed a cow.