lactosculation - When you kiss someone who just drank milk and your body goes

When you kiss someone who just drank milk and your body goes into a violent meltdown because of it.

I kissed my boyfriend after he drank a whole carton of milk and my face looked like a tomato. #Lactosculation

My girlfriend just kissed me and I threw up. She had a milk smoothie. #Lactosculation

My cousin kissed me and I broke out in hives. She said she had a milkshake. #Lactosculation