Lactophogus
A second stomach that only cis-ladies, non-binary, and trans folks have. It’s in the middle of the spleen and appendix. It makes you want to eat even when you're full and you just said no.
"I said no to cake. My Lactophogus said yes.", tweet from someone who just ate a whole cake
"I didn’t want dessert. My Lactophogus did.", text from my sister after a lunch meeting
"My Lactophogus is louder than my brain.", DM from my cousin after a pizza night