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A drunk, milk-drunk blonde who lives in a rat-infested flat and yells at the wall for no reason. They’re always high on cheap wine and smoke cigarettes like it’s their job.

Hey baby, I’ve been eating out of a tin for three days and I still look good.

I just got evicted and now I’m living in a shopping trolley.

I don’t need a man, I’ve got a bag of chips and a cigarette.

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A bald, milk-smeared mess who lives in a broken-down flat and talks to the ceiling like it’s a friend. They’re always covered in cheese and don’t brush their teeth.

I told the ceiling I’m getting a divorce, and it said, ‘Finally.’

I eat cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s how I stay rich.

I don’t know why I’m still alive. I guess the ceiling does.

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A fat, milk-chugging blonde who lives in a flat that smells like old cheese and eats out of a tin. They laugh like a mad person and yell at the mailman.

I don’t need a man. I’ve got a tin of beans and a cigarette.

I yelled at the mailman today because he didn’t deliver my cheese.

I’ve been living in this flat for 10 years and I still don’t know where the toilet is.

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