lactodeflection
Milk is a total a**hole and it just bounces off your cereal and makes a mess on the table like it's trying to be annoying.
I poured milk and it looked like my cereal got stood up by a splash of liquid.
Milk is the worst and it just bounces off my cereal like it's been insulted.
The milk came in like it was trying to be annoying and it just made a mess on the table.