lactocracy
A system where bosses act like everyone is a toddler who needs a nap after every task. They never let you face anything tough. It's like living in a never-ending daycare.
My boss sent a text: 'You're not getting a promotion. You're getting a gold star.'
They didn't let me take a lunch break because 'I might get hungry.'
The director took away my coffee because I 'needed to be nurtured properly.'