lactic squeeze
shoving a gogurt tube into a person’s butt and squeezing it so hard it feels like they’re being fed by a milk dragon.
My teacher did the lactic squeeze on me during class and I had to leave the room.
I did the lactic squeeze on my little brother and he cried like a baby.
At the dinner table, my dad did the lactic squeeze on my mom and it was the most embarrassing thing ever.